"Laugh out loud funny, and a tiny bit disturbing. In other words, perfect."- The Huffington PostAn amusing and captivating tale thats a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable: If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate
“Laugh out loud funny, and a tiny bit disturbing. In other words, perfect.”– The Huffington Post
An amusing and captivating tale thats a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable: If you’re a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you’re a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you’re a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud, illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children’s book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life.
From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you),All My Friends Are Deadpresents hilariously entertaining stories about life and existential predicaments.
The simple yet effective imagery, the personification of inanimate objects, and short, hilarious quips come together to create an amusing adventure through each characters unique grievance and wide-eyed dilemmas.
Written by Avery Monsen, an actor, artist, and writer and Jory John, a writer, editor, and journalist. They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet.
All My Friends Are Deadis both the saddest funny book and the funniest sad book youll ever read.
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